Watch Bird

In my apartment we have really good and smart security. The lobby guard regularly makes the lift come faster by looking into the crack of the doors, banging his hand and saying "hello hello", sometimes he blows through the crack. It at least makes you feel like he doing something as it is more interesting to watch than the other people standing around waiting for the lift too.

I don't have any pets to protect the front door but I do have a guard bird who keeps people from climbing up seven stories through my window. I wish there was a way I could feed her but if I open the window, boop she will get it in the arse.